My Klutzy and Painful Week

So I have always considered myself a klutz. I feel like Dustin is always laughing at me for all the stupid things I do. I'm always spilling and breaking things, and knocking things over in public and it's something I'm not too proud of. But this week I was having really bad luck in the klutz department and fell into an unfortunate string of events. So to start the week off I was pulling a hot pan of muffins out of the oven and forgot that there was a hole in the ovenmitt that I grabbed. The hot pan touched my skin through the hole and burned me really bad. I screamed, dropped the pan and the muffins went flying everywhere. After a while a huge painful blister formed on my hand that still hasn't completely gone away. So a few days later I was at the gym on the treadmill and dropped my water bottle and it went flying to the ground. So I jumped off the treadmill while it was still going to pick up the bottle and I hit my leg on the side of the machine. It hurt so bad, it felt like a really bad rug burn, and turned into a nasty scab right on my shin. So the next day I was doing the dishes and went to put away this really big, thick, wooden cutting board that we have. My hands were wet from doing the dishes and cutting board slipped right out of my hands. And I bet you can guess what happened. I dropped the cutting board right on my toe!! I burst out crying, it hurt that bad! My toe turned red then purple...it's still in the healing process. You think that would be all, but to top it off, I pulled my back out and I'm not quite sure how I did it. All of the sudden it started hurting really bad to the point where I couldn't even get comfortable. I didn't even go to church because I could hardly move! It's been a week since that happened and I'm still in a little bit of pain. So hopefully with the start of the new week I will stay clear of anymore painful mishaps!!! At least I got some good use out of my First Aid Kit. Ouch!!